Texts from superheroes.
this is gold
WE ARE LIKE KIN
Everything about this is AMAZING.
In pizza, we crust.
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds
my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES
THE WORLD IS SO BEAUTIFUL I WANT TO SEE IT ALL AHH
god bless captain america
Everyone thinks it’s because of what he doodled in Captain America but it’s really because The Wizard of Oz came out in 1939 and I would bet everything I have that Steve went and saw it and loved it.
the desolation of desolation of smaug by marciana
Facebook vs Tumblr - Hannibal Edition
Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:
Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:
Someone sends you a Facebook message:
Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:
Loses a friend on Facebook:
Loses a follower on Tumblr:
Error on Facebook:
Error on Tumblr:
Scrolling through Facebook:
Scrolling through Tumblr:
Facebook at 2am:
Tumblr at 2am:
Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:
Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:
parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS
me: this is my design
"your password is weak" fuck you