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DT’s Television Roles since Doctor Who
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.
This is my favourite post on tumblr
is tom hiddleston a reaction or just another thing to drool over
"What did he say?"
This was the most intelligent F bomb ever.
and PBS cut it
I’ve been laughing at this for 5 years x)
Lupita, Cate, Jared and Matthew celebrating with their Oscars on Sunday night.
I feel sad right now and I don’t even know why, I can’t explain it.
You know the story about the scorpion and the frog?
rest in peace you fucking toilet cover